2 Corinthians 12:9-10

CFC-YFL Vegas since 2011 l
What comes to mind is what keeps your instinct.

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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lifeistoxicbutbeautiful:

"life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, but to slide in sideways totally worn out shouting holy shit what a ride!" 
I’d honestly love to shake hands with the person who came up with that quote because that completely sums up all that life is about and it is simply fucking beautiful..

lifeistoxicbutbeautiful:

"life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, but to slide in sideways totally worn out shouting holy shit what a ride!" 

I’d honestly love to shake hands with the person who came up with that quote because that completely sums up all that life is about and it is simply fucking beautiful..

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nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

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epic-humor:

emtothethird:
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

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stunningpicture:


Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

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annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

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isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

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